Power has a habit of showing off
"Can't conquer the world when your pants are falling off, can you?"
Commanders can be casanovas too
Keeps you steady amidst rogue waves and drunken fiends
Stops attacks by blades, fists and teeth
"More like hole-fast leathers!"
A snug fit over smug shoulders
Made from shark hide, finished under a merciless sun
Victory may cost an eye, but coin buys you pretty things
