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"More like hole-fast leathers!"

Commanders can be casanovas too

Power has a habit of showing off

A snug fit over smug shoulders

Made from shark hide, finished under a merciless sun

Keeps you steady amidst rogue waves and drunken fiends

"Can't conquer the world when your pants are falling off, can you?"

Victory may cost an eye, but coin buys you pretty things

Stops attacks by blades, fists and teeth