Commanders can be casanovas too
A snug fit over smug shoulders
"More like hole-fast leathers!"
Power has a habit of showing off
Keeps you steady amidst rogue waves and drunken fiends
Made from shark hide, finished under a merciless sun
Victory may cost an eye, but coin buys you pretty things
Stops attacks by blades, fists and teeth
"Can't conquer the world when your pants are falling off, can you?"
