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A snug fit over smug shoulders

Commanders can be casanovas too

Keeps you steady amidst rogue waves and drunken fiends

"More like hole-fast leathers!"

Made from shark hide, finished under a merciless sun

Power has a habit of showing off

Victory may cost an eye, but coin buys you pretty things

Stops attacks by blades, fists and teeth

"Can't conquer the world when your pants are falling off, can you?"