"More like hole-fast leathers!"
A snug fit over smug shoulders
Keeps you steady amidst rogue waves and drunken fiends
Made from shark hide, finished under a merciless sun
Power has a habit of showing off
Victory may cost an eye, but coin buys you pretty things
Stops attacks by blades, fists and teeth
"Can't conquer the world when your pants are falling off, can you?"
Commanders can be casanovas too
